Today I Am – R‑Rated Mood Slider – 6.5×2.5 (Sassy Adult Edition)

Description

This R‑rated mood slider is for the days when your patience is gone, your filter is off, and you need the world to know exactly where you stand. Each piece is laser‑cut and engraved with expressive adult‑humor faces — including the one we all feel deep in our soul — and a sliding pointer that lets you broadcast your mood without saying a word. Perfect for desks, workshops, home offices, or anywhere you want to add a little attitude. It makes a hilarious gift for friends, coworkers, or anyone who appreciates humor with a bit of bite.