Today I Am – R‑Rated Mood Slider – 6.5×2.5 (Sassy Adult Edition)
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Today I Am – R‑Rated Mood Slider – 6.5×2.5 (Sassy Adult Edition)

$20.00

A bold, R‑rated wooden mood slider with adult‑humor faces and a movable pointer. Sassy, fun, and unapologetic.

Primary Color Options

No extra charge.

Satin Apple Red
Satin Colonial Red
Satin Claret Wine
Satin Rustic Orange
Satin Summer Squash
Satin Green Apple
Satin Moss Green
Satin French Blue
Satin Ink Blue
Satin Lagoon
Satin Aqua
Satin Oasis Blue
Satin Deep Purple
Satin Midnight Blue
Satin Petal Pink
Satin Blossom White
Satin SweetPea
Satin French Lilac
Satin Canyon Black
Satin Nutmeg
Satin Seaside
Satin Vintage Teal

Camouflage Colors

No extra charge.

Khaki
Army Green
Deep Earth Brown
Deep Forest Green

Specialty Color Options

Extra Fee $3. Special-order colors may require extra processing time and are subject to paint availability.

Satin Poppy Red (+$3.00)
Satin Paprika (+$3.00)
Satin Fire Orange (+$3.00)
Satin Lemon Grass (+$3.00)
Satin Eucalyptus (+$3.00)
Satin Slate Blue (+$3.00)
Satin Magenta (+$3.00)
Satin Warm Carmel (+$3.00)
Satin Vintage Blush (+$3.00)
Satin Harvest Peach (+$3.00)
Satin Silver Lilac (+$3.00)
Satin Granite (+$3.00)
Satin Stone Gray (+$3.00)
Satin Fossil (+$3.00)
Satin Cinnamon (+$3.00)
Satin Espresso (+$3.00)
Satin Aubergine (+$3.00)

Custom Color Request

Size Adjustments

Need a larger design? Increase design size up to 24" by 34" (additional fee applies). Reducing size is always free. Many designs feature 3-7 layers for added depth and detail, which increases both production time and material costs.

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Description

This R‑rated mood slider is for the days when your patience is gone, your filter is off, and you need the world to know exactly where you stand. Each piece is laser‑cut and engraved with expressive adult‑humor faces — including the one we all feel deep in our soul — and a sliding pointer that lets you broadcast your mood without saying a word. Perfect for desks, workshops, home offices, or anywhere you want to add a little attitude. It makes a hilarious gift for friends, coworkers, or anyone who appreciates humor with a bit of bite.

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